Who are you, and where are you from? Stranger, are you here for the Mother Ship also? If so, you've stummbled across the right peice of free-webage. I hope that I'll be able to make this something interesting. And to answer any questions...

No, this isn't a cult.

It's merely a dilusional teenaged girl who's warped out sense of humor comes into light at night. So she must go to web hosts and make free sites. Exciting, no? Thought so.